The Republic of The Break-In is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.198 billion Break-Inians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The Break-Inian economy, worth 375 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,860 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Break-In's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Break-In is ranked 166,936^th in the world and 198^th in New England Patriots for Most Developed, scoring 54.45 on the Human Development Index.